Sid James

Captain Wellington Crowther

Kenneth Williams

First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks

Kenneth Connor

Doctor Arthur Binn

Liz Fraser

Glad Trimble

Dilys Laye

Florence 'Flo' Castle

Esma Cannon

Bridget Madderley

Lance Percival

Wilfred Haines, Ship's Cook

Jimmy Thompson

Sam Turner, Barman

Ronnie Stevens

Drunk Passenger

Vincent Ball

Jenkins

Ed Devereaux

Young Officer

Brian Rawlinson

Nervous Steward

Anton Rodgers

Young Man

Cyril Chamberlain

Tom Tree

Willoughby Goddard

Large Man

Anthony Sagar

Cook

Terence Frisby

Passenger

Mario Fabrizi

Second Cook

Marian Collins

Bride

Jill Mai Meredith

Shapely Miss

Alan Casley

Sailor

Norman Hudis

Screenplay

Gerald Thomas

Director

George Blackler

Makeup Artist

William Hill

Production Manager

Bruce Montgomery

Music

Douglas Gamley

Music

Geoffrey Rodway

Makeup Artist

Alan Hume

Director of Photography

Betty White

Casting

Carmen Dillon

Art Direction

Joan Ellacott

Costume Design

Dudley Lovell

Camera Operator

Biddy Chrystal

Hairdresser

Jack Causey

Assistant Director

John Shirley

Editor

Peter Rogers

Producer

Ralph Thomas

Director

Keith Peacock

Stunts

Peter Rogers Productions