Debbie Rochon

Miss Johnson

Rachael Robbins

Jenny

Sheri Lynn

Lucy

Phil Hall

Professor Shipwreck

Dick Boland

Dr. Zartan

Carmine Capobianco

Coach Smith

Margaret Rose Champagne

Scarlet

Robert Cosgrove Jr.

Chef Death

Russ Russo

Ike

Natalie LaSpina

Sharon

Jack Flaherty

Todd

Matt Ford

Gary

Natasha Nielson

Lonnie

Dana Fay Ensalata

Sam

Sarah Dauber

Mercedes

Kate Gorman

Peaches

David James Sheehan

The Great Beardo

Bruce Seymour

Community College Commander

Phil Guerette

Jay "Dela" DelaCheverte

Amy Pelletier

Lady J

Naomi Grace

Falcon

Lindsey Jacob

Juicy Pinkerton

Tim Kulig

Richard Pouch

Eric Michael Schrader

Disc Jockey

Thor

Himself

Todd Reynolds

Rodd Teynolds

Johnathan Gorman

Writer

Thomas Edward Seymour

Writer

Thomas Edward Seymour

Producer

Thomas Edward Seymour

Director

Sheri Lynn

Producer

Johnathan Gorman

Director

Mike Anderson

Cinematography

Jonathan Gorman

Producer

Bruce Seymour

Executive Producer

Phil Guerette

Associate Producer

Kate Gorman

Associate Producer

Robert Cosgrove Jr.

Producer

Eric Michael Schrader

Associate Producer

Eric Michael Schrader

Editor

Leigh Radziwon

Special Effects Makeup Artist

Blake Farber

Boom Operator

David James Sheehan

Gaffer

Pinky Lapinski

Casting Director

Dahlila Demanche

Makeup Artist

Gillian Forsberg

Thanks

Robert Wisner

Best Boy Grip

Mike James

Additional Still Photographer

Dan Zaborowski

Thanks

Jason Carvey

Thanks

Bruce Seymour

Location Manager

Lorraine Rochefort

Grip

John M.

Thanks

Karla Pinhot

Grip

Larry Goodwin

Thanks

Krista Morneault

Assistant Camera

Adam Lalla

Thanks

Rich Frosting

Production Assistant

Harper Forsberg

Thanks

True Lori

Thanks

Jason Rich

Set Photographer

Mike LeHigh III

Production Assistant

Christine Libbiyene

Production Assistant

Mitchell P. Rochefort

Creative Consultant

Eleanor Bruisevelt

Creative Consultant

Nancy J. Smith

Grip

Jeff Mielcarz

Thanks

Ted Wohlsen

Boom Operator

Robert Cosgrove Jr.

Set Photographer

Christopher Wilhue Doyle

Thanks

Claire Alexandra Doyle

Thanks

Jason Rich

Thanks

Kevin Mezzonote

Thanks

Sherwin Peru

Set Designer

Rob Rioux

Thanks

Jackie Rioux

Thanks

Dan Seymour

Thanks

Isaiah Entua Mensah

Key Grip

Brent Harpie

Production Assistant

Kevin Ouelette

Thanks

Mike Aransky

Thanks

Angela Marinis

Creative Consultant

Mitchell T. Rochefort

First Assistant Director

Kate Gorman

Second Assistant Director

Hershel Von Stroud

Hairstylist

Champion's Pizza

Craft Service

Scott Blair

Thanks

Michelle P. Polo

Production Assistant

Tiffan True

Thanks

Brandon Dubrosky

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